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    gladosisbestpony:

    this completely went over my head as a kid

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    Why didn't you tell me?!

    Aries: It wasn't important.

    Taurus: I simply chose not to.

    Gemini: Well I did tell you just now~

    Cancer: Didn't want to bother you.

    Leo: Duh, it was no big deal.

    Virgo: I did tell you, you just weren't listening.

    Libra: I COULD have, but...

    Scorpio: I didn't have to.

    Sagittarius: Well, uh, I don't know.. hey, can you see that flying pig over there?!

    Capricorn: I was too busy.

    Aquarius: Tell you what?

    Pisces: I'm sorry...

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    Me: Hey I just met you-

    Stranger: *Walks away*

    Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW

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  8.   ohhmisslady:

madvillainygobstopper:

Hilarious. Have you seen her dragons -__-

LMFAO

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    ohhmisslady:

    madvillainygobstopper:

    Hilarious. Have you seen her dragons -__-

    LMFAO

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    The Zodiac Temperament

    Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to

    Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap

    Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.

    Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?

    Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU

    Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--

    Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?

    Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE

    Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...

    Libra: Passively plotting your demise.

    Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE

    Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!

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    When you find a material misstatement

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    The client is like:

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    The Art of Demetri Martin <—more here

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    Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset

    Katniss: oh no

    Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt

    Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do

    Katniss: Gale stop

    Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon

    Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like

    Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do

    Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD

    Gale: I MAKE SNARES

    Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES

    Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS

    Katniss: Gale just stop

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