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Source: the-fifth-of-november
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(via elmoneyyy)
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this completely went over my head as a kid
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Source: ruinedchildhood
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Why didn't you tell me?!
Aries: It wasn't important.
Taurus: I simply chose not to.
Gemini: Well I did tell you just now~
Cancer: Didn't want to bother you.
Leo: Duh, it was no big deal.
Virgo: I did tell you, you just weren't listening.
Libra: I COULD have, but...
Scorpio: I didn't have to.
Sagittarius: Well, uh, I don't know.. hey, can you see that flying pig over there?!
Capricorn: I was too busy.
Aquarius: Tell you what?
Pisces: I'm sorry...
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(via diaryreadingcat)
Source: santanasberry
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(via castleoflions)
Source: collegehumor
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Me: Hey I just met you-
Stranger: *Walks away*
Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
Source: thatlegitguy
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Hilarious. Have you seen her dragons -__-
LMFAO
(via skullfuxkerr)
Source: kotaku.com
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The Zodiac Temperament
Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
Source: hear-me-rory
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When you find a material misstatement
The client is like:
Source: howshouldweaccountforme
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Source: hollywoodgrrl
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The Art of Demetri Martin <—more here
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Source: pleatedjeans
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(via myheartisinmysock)
Source: summersetsbright
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Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss: oh no
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss: Gale stop
Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale just stop
Source: fineickodair
